The kitchen is a nice place to be

Today (Tuesday) I have too much time for myself. This is because we had our girls’ day yesterday, which means that most of my friends have to work and cannot possibly have another day off. 

There are a few things to do around the house, though, because hubby and I have talked about what chores I have to finish during the week. We planned that in advance, before hubby had to go. But it is not really much and I can do it whenever I feel like it. And I really do need more time and am huffing and puffing far more than twenty weeks earlier. :) I  make the noise of a train and feel as big as one. Hmmm.

 

So, last evening I went to bed early enough, after my evening anti-insomnia milk and tea and I felt tired. … And still felt tired an hour later. You know, hubby says that I snore, which I don’t believe, but I miss his breathing next to me. So, even if I had no problems with sleeping, I guess it would have been a rotten night, because he was not there. … And another hour later I was fed up with waiting for sleep and got up again and went into the kitchen. 

First idea: some tea. Second idea: what a lovely wooden spoon. If only hubby was there to use it on me. I looked around in the kitchen and immediately found all sorts of devices that I’d love to have hubby use on my bottom. … In December ! There it is again. Since I can’t have it –out of the best reasons that we could ever imagine – I want spankings even more. Go into a room full of potential implements and try not to imagine scenes. Hubby who would have me bend over the kitchen counter, push my skirt up, knickers down, and I’d wait until he has chosen an implement. Probably he’d go for the wooden spoon, because that really stings and makes my bottom as red as he could ever wish for. 

But then again, we have a very nice (?) cake icer, too. It’s one made out of metal, long, thin and flexible and can be a little nasty, if hubby wanted that. But it would feel so good for me, now. You know, the last time I used it (to make a cake!!!) I looked at it with completely different eyes than before hubby had tried it as an implement. He has also used some other kitchen items, like a stirring spoon, for spanking, but it is not only good for spanking the bottom, and if you have salad tongs, be careful who you let them see. They are definitely good for torture, if your partner enjoys doing that.

Usually I don’t think much about what kitchen items hubby could use for spankings, instead, he sees an item and often enough has a number of ideas what to do with it. And none of these ideas is related to cooking. I mean, who on earth would see salad tongs in a kitchen and his first idea would be ‘they are great for pulling, pinching and twisting nipples!?’ Hubby would. :) I absolutely miss him, and my thoughts are about him and the nice things that we could do. … In December! 

spanking fun-section

 
A young guy was complaining to his boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.
"She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her," the young man exclaimed.
"Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife," replied the Boss. "Whenever she got out of hand I'd take her pants down and spank her".
Shaking his head the young guy replied "I've tried that... it doesn't work for me. Once I get her pants down I'm not mad anymore." 

 Once there was a little boy who never got into trouble. But one day, he broke a window, so his dad said, "Go upstairs and think about what you've done and I'll be up to give a spanking.

So this little boy is sitting upstairs, scared because he's never gotten a spanking and doesn't know what it's like. About 20 minutes later, his dad comes up,spanks him, then goes back downstairs.
The little boy is just sitting there, crying. Suddenly he stops, pulls his pants down, and backs up to the mirror. He gasps in shock, then pulls his pants back up.
He runs downstairs to his dad and says, "Are you satisfied now, daddy? You cracked it!"